Just A Quick Rant…
I seriously wish that just ONCE in a man’s life, sometime between the ages of 23 and 35, he would experience menstruating.
I bet it would sound like, “Ahhhh, I need to make a run for Salt and Vinegar chips. And maybe some chocolate kisses with almonds. NOW.”
then
“Leave me alone man, I need some space. I don’t feel like playing COD right now, alright! Jeez. You always take this so personally.”
then
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE F*CK, WHAT THE F*CK, There’s BLOOD coming out of my PENIS, WHAT THE F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
and
“This f*cking sucks. I hate wearing this at the tip of my penis. It’s like a condom stuffed with cotton and I hate having to change it so often. F*ck this. And don’t you give me any grief, I wrapped this sh*t up in TP before I tossed it in the bin, and be grateful I didn’t flush it.”
and
“Go away. I’m staying in bed. My guts feel like they’re being hacked to bits by glass shards and knives inside a blender. And forget about having sex, I don’t even want to look at my penis right now.”
also…
“Please grab some advil. Lots of it. And some vicodin if you can get it. Lots of it. I’m staying put with some tea, a hot water baggie, and Drew Barrymore flicks. If anyone asks, I’m home with the flu.”
Seriously. Just ONCE. I don’t even want to get started on the unfairness of not having to grow any humans inside of them. After all the horror stories I keep hearing about that, I’m not even sure I want to do that one day.
